Friday, September 10, 2010

1st Annual Douchey's

Time to recognize posters for their terrible tendency to add nothing of substance. If you're someone who is humorless, or likes to stir the pot, or focuses on one-word posts, or is a non-Hawkeye provocateur, or likes to shut-down other posters without an actual rebuttal, you have qualified yourself for the DOUCHEY's.

Dishonorable Mention: None. This site has the fewest douchebags.

Dishonorable Mention: THE_DEVIL; dbRocket; cloudhawk; MahBucket; Tommy Gavin; specimen24; wlcsqd; HawkeyeLogic; Rick-Six; Shake It Up; Hawkijon; SerenityNoww; keosahawkeye; shawpaw; Sahbnh; DBQHawk; MidnightBlueSix; stevenpatrick; 33sanderstime; Motrooper; walleyehunter16; joelbc1: YellowSnow; iowanole1; doublestandard; herkyhopeful; crashnlearn; counterpoint; gohawks88; Norwester; w_von_braun; jaxhawk06; curtisj76; statecollegeman; JRHawk2003; anyone with "town" in their handle; anyone with "sondy" in their handle; anyone with "monkey" in their handle (the list actually goes on for several pages)

Dishonorable Mention: HavasuHawk; bigwig055;
MAC50702; PackHawk26; barcalounger; ncHawk1; every poster with "13" in their moniker; muskienks; forgedpistons; football2424; buckets-0-chicken.

Dishonorable Mention: Castichawk24; Turd_Ferguson; MikeyJoe; lbcHawkeye; Lime. (special mention: ivan_drago & Grape Ape have sent hundreds of e-mails begging to be on the list, but two of the rules of the list is: No Amateurs and No Preteens.)

Dishonorable Mention: Everyone with 2 syllable names where each syllable starts with an "H", like, HobbieHawk; HudsonHawk; HemiHawk; HarleyHawk; HerkyHawk; etc. (they all have the same posting style, Hmmmmm). Every poster employed by their father. Really this site only has about 15 posters who contribute 95% of the content, so it's really just a little incestuous mob rather than a message board.

Dishonorable Mention: BWSMoney; again, anyone with "13" in their moniker (fewer douchebags on HN thanx to Miller's vigilance).

COMING SOON: The GROOVYS (the best posters on Hawk message boards)